Dreams

Dreamblog: Dream Caused by Server Support Calling me Over MySQL Crash a Second Before Awakening

I had a couple of fun nights with server support people fixing and troubleshooting database crashes. One positive aspect of being woken up at 4 in the morning is the dreams brought on by sudden awakening. I had two memorable ones: one that directly relates to the server issues, and another probably cause by reading I Am a Strange Loop by Douglas R. Hofstadter.

In the first dream I heard by parents bickering with my grandfather. I immediately realized that I was dreaming as my grandfather is very dead. I was glad that I finally achieved lucid dreaming, and also glad to see my grandfather whom I miss terribly. I cried "Gramps!" and ran to him. I was hoping that like that Pooka in Donnie Darko my grandfather had a message for me. I asked him how he was, and he said that he was all right. I woke up then and saw my parents, who apparently heard my scream and shook me awake. Of course I was in another dream layer, as I don't live with my parents since getting married. My grandfather looked healthy and was cheerful enough as a member of "manipulated dead".  Hopefully we are not in a Tangent Universe, unless that server that keeps crashing is the Artifact...

The second dream is a bit easier to analyze. I was  standing at a fishing at a pier right near my job. I was a bit worried that my boss might see me fishing and decide that I was slacking, but my wife told me to go ahead and enjoy myself - it was still 4AM and I did put in a lot of overtime lately. She found a guy who agreed to rent me a fishing rod.  It wasn't as good as mine (the one with the Van Staal Reel), but was usable. Except as soon as I stepped up to the rail, it was swarmed with people who proceeded to cast right in front of me. This was exactly like resource starvation in the database: a few people managed to cast their lines, but so many people casting so close to each other just end up in a lot of tangled line and cursing...

Related: my other dream about my grandfather (it was in '02, he was still alive then), another similarly recursive dream I had as well as the rest of my dreamblogging (it's not even boring, I promise). I am glad that I wrote down all of those dreams, rereading them is pretty interesting now.

If you know a good sysadmin with MySQL experience who's looking for a job, please let me know (my contact information is here).

The Art of Dreaming

For once, I haven't forgot to wear the little armband that comes with my sleep phase tracking alarm clock (I'll write a review of it soonish) and everything worked perfectly: I was woken up right after a dream (and thus REM phase) was ending, well-rested and alert.

This also made me remember the dream that I was seeing. Believe it or not, all I did in that dream was look at modern art at the Guggenheim museum (the one in New York).

They are the Same Kind of Rockets, Really

In my estimation, for every wonderful dream that I get about flying into space I get 5 to 10 horrifying dreams about nuclear war. Also I relatively frequently bump into Rupert Murdoch and Geraldo Rivera but never Matt Groening or Darren Aronofsky.




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