I usually feel bad leaving a bookstore after a lot of browsing without buying something. So, last time went to a Russian bookstore looking for Zemfira cds, but found no new ones. Fulfilling my obligation to the bookseller I bought a book by Tatiana Tolstaya, one of the few missing from my library. It was one of those - a cover tastefully designed by Tema Lebedev, and inside a mixture of the good short stories from "On The Golden Porch" bitter recent editorials/rants.

I was reading this book on the train this morning, and one of the new "stories" wasn't even a story - it was an introduction to another writer's book. Scraping the bottom of the barrel, I thought, but continued reading. I was rewarded as there was one interesting tidbit there - a new-agey psychological experiment .

Basically it goes like this: you close your eyes and try to imagine yourself going down stairs until you see a dark forest. In the forest you see a river which you need to cross to get to a cave. You look inside the cave and find an object. That object symbolizes something or other about you. Tatiana Tolstaya described finding a bone and the author for whose book she wrote the introduction found a lump of coal.

No time like the present, no place like the stainless steel worm. I closed my eyes and imagined myself quickly going down a dark spiral staircase, then arriving at a dark underground forest. Turning around, away from the forest, I found a river and a boat waiting for me. The boat deposited me straight at the mouth of the cave. The object that I found there first was an adjustable wrench. Right under it was a set of lineman's pliers.

And now for a dose of useless trivia. It's interesting to note that I was incorrectly thinking of the wrench in question as of "monkey wrench". A monkey wrench is an older type not used much, and is called so after it's inventor, "Charles Moncky, [...] (who) sold his patent for $2,000, and invested the money in a house in Williamsburg, Kings County, N.Y., where he afterward lived." A wise investment I might add - houses in that Brooklyn neighborhood are way out of reach these days.

The wrench that I was thinking of is properly known as a "crescent wrench" or a "bulldog wrench". In Russia I remember it being referred to as "French wrench".

I guess my choice of symbols is pretty clear - they are engineering tools. Good for plumbing and electrical work - and what's closer to that than programming?

I don't know about coal, but the Tolstaya's bone is pretty much clear to me. She has a bone to pick. A rather nasty essay that she wrote about America's glorification of Mickey Mouse made it pretty clear to me. She drove a point that most Americans think of Mickey Mouse as of an absolute good. I guess she never looked him up in a dictionary.

While a far cry from the exotic subway riding pigeons of Far Rockaway (I need to pay them a visit some time) described in Randy Kennedy's "Subwayland", there are some pigeons that live underground in subway stations. I missed my train to take this picture:

The black splotches of gum that cover so many sidewalks and subway platforms in NYC always make me think of a passage from "Roadside Picnic" (English translation is available on the official site for download) by Russian sci-fi writers brothers Strugatsky":

"And, as was to be expected, there was nothing else to be seen on the road, except for the black twisted stalactites that looked like fat candles hanging from the jagged edges of the slope, and a multitude of black splotches in the dust, as though someone had spilled bitumen. That was all that was left of them, it was even impossible to tell how many there had been. Maybe each splotch represented a person, or one of Buzzard's wishes."

The 47-50th Street station has stalactites as well. It's a very special station indeed. :)

You know, I feel that "pigeon" is just a pejorative for "dove". Many of the pigeons that I see are probably descendants of the ones that Tesla fed.

Looking at the poster of Ms. Subways makes me think that using "Subways" instead of "Subway" is a little long in the tooth - almost nobody even remembers that there used to be IRT, BMT and IND.