I picked up for a few bucks this Univac security guard's shield. Like many security badges it's based on a New York State Great Seal. The proportions are changed and the figures of Liberty - woman holding a Phrygian cap on a stick (well, actually Liberty pole if you want to get technical) and Justice - woman with a sword and scale. There's sunrise over Hudson inside the shield, but without the two boats. New York State's motto Excelsior (which is Latin for "Up Your's").

The plastic laminated id is kind of cool, because it's a miniature punchcard.

I guess the manufacturers of rent-a-cop badges are trying to make them subtly similar to NYPD logo, yet different enough not to get in trouble. NYPD badge is based on a similar, yet very distinct New York City Seal. Instead of Liberty and Justice it features American Indian with a bow. The other figure is enigmatic - for the longest time I thought that it was another American Indian holding a dead animal or a tomahawk. In fact, it turns out to be a Dutch sailor holding a "sounding line" - a nautical depth measuring rope. Another useless bit of trivia: Mark Twain chose his pen name from the expression "mark twain", meaning only two fathoms reading on the sounding line.

The five stars on the chevron are for the five boroughs, the windmill is for the Dutch origins of New York City. The most unsettling part, is of course the Justice scales that rest on top of fasces, a bundle of sticks with an axe inside - the ancient symbol of authority. Along with the swastika, fasces has been marred as a symbol of Fascism, to which it gave its name.

"No news is good news" - that's what one of the old Usenet newsreaders used to say when there weren't any new articles to read in your subscriptions. Is that a coincidence that CNN, one of the two evil companies that employs Lord Vader himself as its mouthpiece, is so obsessed with violent, fiery death? Cartoonist Jeffery Rowland even felt that he needed a special new word coined for this phenomenon.

CNN.com is a news site that I frequently visit, mostly because the url is so much nicer than http://news.bbc.co.uk, which is superior in all regards to CNN. As far as news goes, I am mostly interested in what's happening in five countries: the US, Russia, Ukraine, Turkmenistan, Israel and Japan. Why Turkmenistan? Because of the Great Serdar, of course. In any case, not many interesting things happen in Canada or the UK, and I could not care less for France, Germany and the rest of the Snootyland. Communist China and North Korea do not let out any interesting news and news from the entire African continent are usually too depressing.

Japan, on the other hand, is very close to my heart. Recently I found an outstanding English language Japanese news source, MSN Mainichi Daily News. There's even an RSS feed for it.

What's different in Japanese news? Well, first of all there's a lot more sex-related news. American news are heavy on violence, but light on sex. MSN Mainichi Daily News are full of headlines very much in the spirit of one famous hacker's "Dear Japanese People" posts.

Right now, the headlines are full of stories about a 57 year old fortune teller living with a "harem" of "about 10 women." An older popular news story featured an embezzling accountant who spent stolen money on 17 mistresses.

Swimwear photo specials are frequent and highly detailed. Booth bunnies also get photo coverage. Sadly, Japan Swimsuit Association does not have its own website.

There's some coverage about "maid cafes" for "otaku" in Akihabara (you can see Kitya's post for photos.

Unhealthy Japanese obsession with schoolgirls is clearly present in the news: not a day goes by when there isn't a schoolgirl sex-related article on Mainichi. Here's a typical one:

"A man who licked the tongues of more than 30 young girls after making them open their mouths, telling them he was checking for tooth decay, has been arrested, police said".

It gets more complicated than that:

"The two 18-year-old, third-year high school girls, whose names are being withheld under the Juvenile Law, threatened on Dec. 29 to reveal that the 19-year-old private 1st class had sex with one of them unless he handed over 2 million yen, local police said.

They forced a 21-year-old lance corporal who was accompanying the private to withdraw 400,000 yen from an automatic teller machine at a convenience store in Sasebo and received the money from him.

The girls subsequently demanded 1.6 million yen from the GSDF soldiers. However, the soldiers consulted police, who arrested the two girls.

A fisherman and two other men were earlier arrested for giving the girls advice on how to extort money from the victim."

US military men are frequently in the news for murder, rape, tresspassing, and robbery. This is not good, and mostly unreported here, in the US.

Japanese news agencies are no stranger to violence. A particularly unsettling trend that I noticed is an abundance of stories about family violence in Japan: "Man stabbed parents because they wouldn't drink his miso soup", "Man arrested for leaving bed-ridden, elderly mother to die", "Woman nabbed for fatally kicking boyfriend". It gets weirder, too: "Jobless man sets fire to futon in house after mom refuses to buy him dolls." Overall, all these stories feature jobless people.

Violent ("Homeless man stabs abusive youth in stomach") and non-violent homeless people ("Homeless man can officially register a public park where he lives as his residence, a court has said") are often in the news.

We all think about how safe life in Japan is, but according to the news that I see, if the jobless, the homeless and the US servicemen won't get you, train crashes, heavy snow, natural gas or sticky rice cakes will: "4 die after train blown off tracks in Yamagata", "Elderly woman trapped in heavy snow freezes to death", "Natural gas kills mother and children at hot spring", "4 Kanto residents choke to death on sticky rice cakes".

All those people got killed in heavy snow, yet mount Fuji was missing it's snow cap last year. Strange.

The conflict of Japanese whalers and Greenpeace activists gets a lot of coverage: for some reason I've never seen this picture of a Greenpeace dude nearly harpooned to death anywhere else.

Two Japan-specific stories that don't get much play in the US news is the Livedoor scandal and the badly constructed "twin" condo buildings. The Livedoor news get funny sometimes: "Convenience store chain am/pm Japan has decided to pull an energy drink developed by former Livedoor President Takafumi Horie off its shelves because it doesn't want to sell items associated with scandal-tainted people, it has been learned".

New Year's cards ("nengajo") are apparently a very serious business in Japan. From what I understand, they are supposed to be delivered exactly on January 1st. There was a flurry of news items like "Feces in 2 mailboxes stain 140 New Year cards", "Post office to redeliver New Year's postcards that arrived too early", "Post office in Osaka to deliver 35 New Year's cards a year late". Big whoop. By the way, while we are on the subject, check out Japanese New Year's prints by master woodblock printmaker David Bull.

There's a section called "WaiWai"(with its own RSS feed). I am not sure what it means, as Wikipedia tells me that "Wai Wai" is a noodle snack.

The headline writers for Mainichi are prone to using puns and old-fashioned American slang, although not always very smoothly: they really overuse the words "nab", "pinch", "clink" (prison). Sometimes it feels like you are reading an old detective story.

This quote also is kind of unsettling:

Foreign sex workers get dirty digging for Japanese roots: "Gentlemen may well prefer blondes, but Japan's not-so-gentle men seem to, as well, sparking a rapid increase in the number of South American sex workers with more yam than Yamato running through their veins to claim Japanese heritage, according to Spa!"

"More yam than Yamato"? What the hell?

The following will probably be only interesting to people who build their own computers (and probably not even them), so feel free to skip this post.

My little Shuttle XPC computer gave up the ghost (the onboard SATA raid controller got really messed up). It took me a good while to frankenstein together a reasonable machine out of all the parts that were stashed away in my apartment, so I am a-computin' again. I am researching a purchase of a high powered replacement, but meanwhile, let me share some technical tidbits that I've learned along the way.

First of all, it's really easy to actually fry a floppy drive. Fried floppy drives look like they are working, but they don't. And without a floppy drive you can't install (or repair) Windows 2000 or XP on a SATA or IDE raid array. Even if your motherboard claims that it can boot from a USB floppy drive, it probably can't. Well, at least mine can't. The moral of the story is that doing away with legacy hardware such as a floppy is not a good idea.

Anyhoo, it's a good idea to have separate two drive arrays: one for data and one for the system and programs (it's a good practice to point data directories such as the desktop to the data array). The data array should run raid 1 (mirroring) - that way if one drive dies, you will still have another. You can periodically backup onto a third drive and hold it in a remote location. With 250 gig SATA drives costing about 100 bucks there is no reason not to do this.

The system drive should run raid 0 (striping). Striping actually significantly speeds the system up. You can also keep the system drive small, say about 40 gig - and back it up onto the data drive via Norton Ghost. It might be a good idea to splurge on real SCSI drives and a card. In fact, that's what I'll probably do for my new computer, as drives seem to be more of a speed bottleneck than RAM or processors.

SATA drives can be mounted externally: it's called eSATA. If you have a small computer such as an XPC it's a very good idea, as the drives become much easier to cool. I am probably going to jerry rig an eSATA enclosure out of an old computer case and some hotswap thingies, but they are also available from these guys.

I am a big fan of dual monitors - have two 17" lcds. To run a dual monitor setup you need either two video cards or a "dualhead" video card. Well, I have a dualhead Matrox P750 (bought it because it has 2 dvi outputs), and boy does it suck. Driver installation is a nightmare - there are several versions of video card bios and and a multitude of driver versions. Most don't work and crash Window. If you do get it to work, the stupid card can't work well with low color/resolution settings: it shows lines and crazy patterns in bios screens. There's a bios fix out, but it does not work. More than that, if you want to color match the monitors through a calibration cajigger, you can't set up individual color profiles on the monitors. In short, I am much better off with two separate cards.

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